What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 03:51

Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die